when the adhesive on your pad snags ur pubes
If you have pubes and use pads…than you probably aren’t having sex..
if a man (or a woman) can’t handle pubes or pads then he’s probably an immature douche who won’t grow up. if he can’t understand that pubes are a natural body occurance, or think that his preferance in my menstral protection is above my comfort then he’s probably an asshole and, just like with tampons, i dont want him up my vagina
Every year, unknowingly, we pass the anniversary of our future death.
take your smileys from normal to unsettling in one easy step by putting just a little too much effort into the eyes
Roy Mustang walks into a bar. And a table and a chair.
He is blind.
Always reblog The Princess Bride
MOST QUOTABLE MOVIE EVER
this film though ffs
"Have fun storming the castle, boys!"
what if you were holding a puppy and being like “aw whos the cutest wittle puppy in the whole wide world?” it responded in a grown mans voice just like “i am the cutest puppy in the whole wide world”
Whenever I get sad about my anatomy I look at Rob Liefeld’s art and that cheers me up.
How does this guy get work
when you have the hiccups while trying to sleep
some of us have been following each other for a long ass time
so i met my soul mate tonight
This is the greatest chat moment ever.
I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing
we don’t just need feminism, we need lisa simpson feminism
The best part about the Simpsons was it was written all by educated men that wanted to be comedians but saw things wrong with the world and wanted change.