Sarah, 19, Canada

You probably shouldn't take me too seriously.

Sometimes this blog is NSFW.




kawaiilluminatii:

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

kawaiilluminatii:

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried


204939N   ·   21st   Oct   ·  via/source   ·  reblog


"if you’re a homophobe just remember homophobe spelled backwards is ebohpomoh and that makes no sense just like your views"


522N   ·   21st   Oct   ·  via/source   ·  reblog


hhhhh I feel so weird today.


21st   Oct   ·  reblog


vivacosima:

cat: places paw tentatively on boob
me: please–
cat: presses paw down on boob
me: don’t–
cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs


59282N   ·   21st   Oct   ·  via/source   ·  reblog


stunningpicture:

I noticed some writing on my godfather’s shirt. I asked him to please hold still so I could read it. Well, then.

stunningpicture:

I noticed some writing on my godfather’s shirt. I asked him to please hold still so I could read it. Well, then.


1285N   ·   21st   Oct   ·  via/source   ·  reblog


aveaucado:

do you like my blog?

a) yes
b) a
c) b


202421N   ·   21st   Oct   ·  via/source   ·  reblog



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6507N   ·   21st   Oct   ·  via/source   ·  reblog


Let’s build a fort and have sex in it  


119865N   ·   21st   Oct   ·  via/source   ·  reblog


  • store: help wanted
  • me: *applies for job*
  • store: no not you

118382N   ·   21st   Oct   ·  via/source   ·  reblog


alltimehellalow:


The sass is real

alltimehellalow:

The sass is real


12613N   ·   21st   Oct   ·  via/source   ·  reblog


  •  *pencil drops*
  • me: could this day get any worse

263661N   ·   21st   Oct   ·  via/source   ·  reblog


genderpunkrock:

oh, you’re playing skyrim? i love that game, the way they just [clenches fist] rim all those frickin skies


10625N   ·   21st   Oct   ·  via/source   ·  reblog


brovanguard:

rlmjob:

okay but this one is all too real

the first infomercial ad that makes sense

brovanguard:

rlmjob:

okay but this one is all too real

the first infomercial ad that makes sense


65179N   ·   21st   Oct   ·  via/source   ·  reblog


farorescourage:

busket:

sixpenceee:

alloursongswillbelullabies:

sixpenceee:

Doesn’t that look beautiful?

Like something you’d find on one of those soft/nature blogs?

Well you are in for a surprise

The Bolton Strid in England is one of the most innocent looking streams. 

Though it looks like you could just hop across the rocks, but if you miss you will die for sure. It packs very rapid currents just a couple of feet below its surface. No one really knows how deep it really is. Nobody who has ever fallen into the Strid has survived. It has a 100% fatality rate.

It’s always the things I google expecting to be false that wind up being horribly true.

I forgot to add but here is a SOURCE

"It’s relatively common for people to assume they can jump the creek, walk across its stones or even wade through it (again, just looking at it, the Strid really seems to be only knee-deep in places, and certainly not the instant, precipitous drop into a watery grave that it is). Most of the time, they never even find the body. Which means there are just dozens of corpses down there, pinned to the walls of the underground chasms, waiting for you to join them…"

how dare you leave out the best quote

It’s exactly how water works in a video game: It looks all stupid and harmless, but the second your foot touches the surface, you get some bullshit drowning animation and die instantly.”


86373N   ·   18th   Oct   ·  via/source   ·  reblog